brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”

thatfunnyblog:

me when i have to present in class

kristaburrito:

365daysofhorror:

13 Haunted Cemeteries to visit. I’ve been to 9 on this list and they are all incredible. What’s your favorite haunted place to visit?

Mestas can we plz

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

madamelamarquys:

On 15th January 1559, Elizabeth I was crowned Queen of England. Most monarchs are handed their crowns on a plate; Elizabeth got hers by cunning, and courage. Her father would kill her mother, and she would be disinherited. Her sister would imprison her in the Tower, and threaten her with execution. Men would love her for her royal status, and not for herself. She was the last of the great Tudor dynasty, a bright star who dazzled both the nation, and the world. And the achievement of Gloriana, the great Queen of England, still lives on to this day.

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

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berlin1991:

gloomyteens:

i watch this every day

this is surreal

why did she leave omfg

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

theweepyfox:

geometricdeathtrap:

So I needed a way to alert the class that I was going to be showing graphic pictures of genitals on my presentation so I decided that putting this on the slide before would work

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I want this on a shirt.

Please, I want this on underwear

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9 

prettylittlesecrethints:

Wow o wow @keeoone knows who -A is! Who do you think it is Liars?! #pll #prettylittleliars

prettylittlesecrethints:

Wow o wow @keeoone knows who -A is! Who do you think it is Liars?! #pll #prettylittleliars

c.  clintparton